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It’s all Jimmy’s fault He plays in the eleventh dimension,
doesn't he? By Richard Linde, 21 September 2004
I’ve
been searching for answers. Indeed, the defensive front four is the most
important positional group in football. No one has a lock on that theory; I’ve been
telling coaches that for years. Stop the run and the rest is fun.
Speaking of a defensive coordinator having fun, somebody
needs to wipe that smile off Pete Carroll’s face. Contrast his sideline demeanor
with that of Keith Gilbertson’s call for help – oh, mama, mama – during
Tom Cable’s last ditch drive, being at the mercy of Cable’s play calling.
Then Gilby got lucky.
To wit, Cable’s too-clever-by-half call with 40 seconds
remaining on the clock could have led to Karl Dorrell’s demise at season’s end
should Washington have scored. It just goes to show you, if you are a head
coach, never trust a zebra or a friend named Cable.
One of my UCLA friends – that’s an oxymoron if there ever
was one – felt relief when Dorrell turned down a one-year contract extension
after the end of last season, telling me that he was part of a group of alumni
that has to buy Dorrell out of his contract should it come to that. Dorrell is
in his second year of a six-year contract.
I suppose some people will say that sportswriter Glenn
Dickey was right when he told Softy that Gilbertson was too soft on his players
when he coached at Cal, no pun intended.
With that in mind, read Chris Dufresne’s enlightening
article on Utah’s uteful coach Urban Meyer (I think you have to register for
that, but it’s well worth registering for, nothing like having to register for
the draft at the age of eighteen and one half).
Meyer sounds like the early Jim Owens, with creativity
being his forte rather than the proverbial nine feet and a cloud of rust. Geez,
transfer the ball Owens -- Charlie left; Charlie right; and, with a
high-diddle-diddle, Charlie up the middle. Six changed all that for the Big
Fella.
Meyer told Dufresne that "For 16 years, I was receivers
coach in an I-formation offense. I was the one who had to walk into those
meetings and look those kids in the eye and know we weren't putting them in the
best chance to win."
At Utah, Meyer spreads the whole field out with an
innovative offense that would peak Sid Gillman's curiosity.
I know the “hapless one” hired Gilbertson and, to some
people, that will be another rock in her sock. To others, the last two games
will all be Rick Neuheisel’s fault. I mean, he recruited Jimmy Newell, didn’t
he? In a parallel universe, Newell would have survived Junction – and, in
another, the “Death March,” too. That’s what I like about the kid, Newell
playing in the eleventh dimension of an M-theory universe. Lord, he was happy
after he got that first down. That’s what college football and its stats are all about.
Imagine Jimmy Newell rushing for two yards on a fake punt,
keeping a drive alive. The game with UCLA is worth downloading from TIVO to
tape, just for Jimmy's big play. Normally, I don't save disasters like that
game.
If the Huskies have a losing season, their first in 27
years, will Newell be voted the Huskies' most inspirational player? He'd accept
that award in a heartbeat.
Personally, I like Gilby and hope he stays around for a
while. He’s more than qualified for the job. But who knows what his fate will
be? For sure, if he can hobble his way through the season -- and I mean that in
more than one way -- he can get his new hip in February and, over the next two
years, finish out his contract.
Chris Dufresne's article is linked below (No, I’m not
championing Urban Meyer for the UW's head coaching job). Anyway, he’s an older
version of Jimmy Newell, about 40, I think.
(LA Times, "Better be very prepared").
Richard Linde (a.k.a., Malamute) can be reached at
malamute@4malamute.com |