Gilby can always take his show on the road
He's a man of his word By Malamute, 26 March 2004
I like
Keith Gilbertson. Set him up for a one-liner and he’s your pal. Sure, he’s
grumpy at times, but you can tell that old “bottle body” would rather tell jokes
or offer a quip rather than be a grump among a group of
friends. He's from the old school: laughter is a coach's best friend.
Last summer, some of his personality traits became apparent
to me during my attendance at a few UW sponsored functions. I first really met
him at Evergreen State College, although I had talked with him briefly at Cdub's
funeral.
After a media interview at the 2003 Evergreen training
facility, I asked him whether the beds in the dorms were big and comfortable
enough for his players.
He replied that they must be; you can’t get them out of bed.
Well, he's no John McKay with the quips, but he is
definitely one of us, a blue-collar coach that the average fan can identify
with. He's a family man with two children, Kristin and David. He has an adult
daughter who resides in Los Angeles.
I pointed to two media persons and told him that they’d
graduated from Washington State. They can’t be all bad, he said, my wife went
there, too. Then, appearing totally relaxed and at ease, he talked about some of
his Coug friends.
After his Dawgs had an impressive morning workout at the
camp, a smiling Gilbertson walked gingerly over to the assembled media and gave
“us” an impromptu interview, the best we'd had all week.
After Softy and Hugh Millen had tussled with him verbally
during one of their shows, I told Millen that I thought Gilbertson was a good
interview. He replied, "Gilby's no wall flower."
During a commercial break on Softy's show, Millen walked
into an innocent looking trap, one concerning Shelton Sampson's migraine
headaches, and Gilby sprang it – good naturedly, of course.
Gilby has a heart.
Amongst a crowd of media people, being somewhat nervous, I
asked Gilbertson a question that Ted Miller (Seattle Post-Intelligencer) had
asked him previously. “I’ve already answered that,” he snapped – then
noting my disappointed expression, replied with an answer
that was more detailed than the one Ted had gotten. Claiming that answer as part
of my booty, I bested Ted that day. Beginners luck.
With professional sangfroid, Miller always seemed to ask
the first question at Evergreen, and I should have paid more attention.
Another anecdote: After a rainy afternoon at the camp, Gilbertson
teased Miller about his dry clothing, noting that Dick Rockne used to be soaked
to the skin after covering the Huskies during a practice session.
Back in Seattle, at Picture Day 2003, I asked Gilby about
the running game. You’re the first person that’s asked me about that, he joked.
“Yes, we’ll have a running game,” he said, with a smile on his face.
The Huskies averaged 119 yards per game on the ground last
season, a 35% improvement over the year before. Gilbertson, is also a man of his
word.
At the 2003 band-day function, Gilbertson joked with
Huskies band director Dr. Brad McDavid about the forming of the script Ohio,
which was to be performed by both bands during the opening game at Columbus.
McDavid is a PhD graduate of Ohio State.
But Gilbs can be a bit gnarly, too.
After a sluggish first half during a game last season, a
media person
asked Gilbertson about the Dawg’s desultory performance. “Who made you the head
coach?” he retorted.
You gotta love Gilbs.
Coming off a disastrous 6-6 season, sans a bowl game,
Gilberton needs to produce in 2004 or face the wrath of the new president (Mark
Emmert) and a yet-to-be-named permanent athletic director. The odds look long
for Gilby, being that QB Cody Pickett is gone, along with his favorite receiver,
Reggie Williams – who is a lock to be a first-round draft pick.
The offensive line is thinned by injuries and weakened by a
couple of years of questionable
recruiting, and the likely starting quarterback needs to work on a quicker
release, according to the experts. The 2003 offensive line gave up a ton of
sacks, ranking ninth in the conference.
Most likely, the UW is faced with a rebuilding year this
season – which sounds a bit strange since the Dawgs’ won my Fosbury Flop Award
for 2003. Although they were one of the
favorites to win the conference championship, off-field distractions,
most likely, cost the Huskies a winning season and a bowl-game appearance. Those
distractions, (e.g., the Pac-10 and NCAA investigations, the firing of Rick
Neuheisel, the “Dr. Feelgood” investigation) proved costly, resulting, in part,
to a blow-out loss to Cal and unexpected losses to Arizona and Nevada.
Even though most of the off-field distractions should be
quiesced by the start of next season, the Huskies are faced with the prospect of
having their first losing season since 1976.
Just the same, this fan plans to travel to Olympia to watch
the practice sessions at Evergreen College in August, should they happen.
Before asking Gilby some serious questions, I’ll set him up
for a few one-liners and quips. In the meantime, I’ll be working on a collection of
straight-man gags. In case Gilby is out of work in 2005, he can always take his
show on the road.
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Gilbertson (56 on May 15) has an overall coaching record of
54-43. He’s 17-27 as a Pac-10 coach, which includes his one year at the UW and
four years at Cal (1992-1995)
Richard Linde (a.k.a., Malamute) can be reached at
malamute@4malamute.com |