By Richard Linde, Posted 22 May 2003

 

TB Rich Alexis

Are you running out of bookshelf space? If so, you might consider purchasing the following books, if and when they are ever published. These pending publications ought to have the least number of pages of any books published this fall.

 

“How to keep your virginity,” By Mike Price, unemployed

“The biggest boobs in coaching,” By Destiny Stahl, Arteys Angels

“Fiddling on the “G” string,” By Robert Witt, President University of Alabama

“Living with a weak jaw,” By Carson Palmer, Cincinnati Bengals

“A strong work ethic,” By: Shaq O’Neil, LA Lackers

“Use hair gel for that messy look,” By Lute Olson, Arizona

“Taking Lute lessons,” By John Mackovic, Arizona

“Getting paid for cleaning car windows,” By Zach Tuiasosopo, FB Washington

“Dealing with security,” By Rich Alexis, TB Washington

“How to dominate a conversation,” By Karl Dorrell, head football coach UCLA

“Getting rid of those pesky ‘you knows,’” By: Cody Pickett, QB Washington

“Never give a speech off the cuff,” By Dick Baird, former Washington Husky assistant coach

“Why I love the Huskies,” By Art Theil, Columnist Seattle Post-Intelligencer

“Why I hate the Huskies,” By Ted Miller, Beat Writer, Seattle Post-Intelligencer

“Use an abacus to make substitutions,” By Rick Neuheisel, head coach Washington

“How to stay warm in the Antarctic,” By Phil Snow, Washington

“How to stay cool in the Sahara,” By Chuck Heater, Washington

“Cutting timber in Southern California,” By Steve Axman, UCLA

“Golf: Gentlemen only Ladies forbidden,” By” Annika Sorenstam, LPGA Professional