From what I hear, the following instructors are teaching
night courses at various Pac-10 institutions and their media outlets. The school or
outlet, the course name and
instructor are listed below. If your readers would like to enroll in one of the courses,
Mal, have them send me an email; my address is: (BullLotti@fillnite.com).
| Place |
Course |
Instructor |
| UCLA |
How to park an SUV in a handicapped parking space |
DeShaun Foster and Cade McNown |
| UW |
How to interview for another job and keep it on the QT |
Rick Neuheisel |
| Seattle P-I |
How to eavesdrop on a celebrity's cell phone
conversation in an airport |
John Levesque |
| UW |
How not to lie to the media |
Rick Neuheisel |
| UW |
How to apologize for a lie |
Rick Neuheisel |
| UW |
How to accept an apology for a lie |
Barbara Hedges |
| Seattle P-I |
How to mix metaphors |
Art Thiel |
| Seattle P-I |
How to gloat about a scoop and remain humble |
Staff |
| realdawg.com |
How to get a scoop |
Ruth Robbins |
| Seattle Times |
How to write schmooze editorials |
Anonymous |
| WSU |
How to add sour grapes to an apple bowl |
Mike Price |
| Oregon |
How to recruit negatively using a Jumbotron |
Bill Moos |
| UW |
How to count to eleven |
Coaching Staff |
| UCLA |
How to comb your hair like Pat Riley |
Steve Lavin |
| Arizona |
How to comb your hair and not look like Pat Riley |
Lute Olson |
| UW |
How to comb your hair |
Paul Arnold and Don King |
| WSU |
How to throw a lateral pass and claim it was a forward
pass |
Mike Price |
| Arizona |
How to keep your football players happy |
John Mackovic |
| OSU |
Football is a gentlemen's game |
Dennis Erickson |
| UCLA |
How to keep your job |
Bob Toledo |
| UW |
How to pronounce names, syllable by syllable |
Tuiaualuma
Nelson Alailefaleula. |
| Oregon |
How to design a football uniform |
Phil Knight and Darth Vador |
| UW |
How to look like Air Jordan when you're 5-foot-9 |
Nate Robinson |
| UW |
How to get a nose job after telling a lie. |
Pinocchio |
