Casey's golfing maxims
and quips
 These
maxims and one-liners are for both men and women.
During play, never:
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Give anyone a golf lesson;
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Argue the rules;
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Spit, smoke or curse;
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Use a cell phone, unless it's an emergency;
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Brag about a shot or a putt;
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Take yourself seriously.
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Take rollovers, Mulligans or gimmes.
During play, always:
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After praise, say "thanks"--nothing more, nothing less.
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Apologize after hitting into someone.
Remember to:
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Practice, practice, practice;
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Complete your back swing, keep your eye on the ball, and follow through;
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Think: timing, tempo and rhythm.
Quips:
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You can't teach an old ball new tricks.
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The woods are full of long hitters.
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Always concede the fourth putt.
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"You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen," (LT).
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Never up, never in.
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"USA," You're still away. Or "it's still your turn."
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It was an all around good putt. (After a 360-holed putt).
On the lip, the next a yip.
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