TYRONE, JAKE ROBBED
Bad rule certain to change--call
it the Locker rule Malamute, 6 September 2008
Washington quarterback Jake Locker
raced into the end zone from 3-yards out with just 2 seconds left,
making the score 28-27 in favor of BYU. Then the roof caved in on
the Huskies and they lost the game by the same score. It’s next to
certain that the NCAA will change the excessive-celebration rule
before next season begins. (Full Story).
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DUCKS SERIOUSLY PWN HUSKIES
Casey Anderson, 4 September 2008
Casey
says that "Oregon is playing an iPhone, Xbox Live, high-definition
brand of football, whereas UW is trying to convince kids to read
history books and play with sixteen-sided dice." Needing a word to
describe last Saturday's debacle, Casey had to scour the
nether reaches of society to give the Huskies a proper wakeup call.
(Full Story).
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MOTORING A 2004 GILBY Yikes, just 10 points!
Malamute, 31 August 2008
On Saturday night, Washington traded in its offensive machine, a
2007 Locker, for an older model, a 2004 Gilby, and then motoring its
gutless machine, along with its feckless defense from last year,
proceeded
to lose to the Oregon Ducks, 44-10, at "Let me Autzen here," in
Eugene, Oregon.
(Full Story).
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THE BORDER WAR
History of the Oregon/Washington rivalry
Richard Linde
There are as many Gil Dobie
impersonators in the Seattle area as there are Elvis look-alikes in
Las Vegas. On a cold autumn night, one of the Dobie variety
schooled me on how the intense rivalry between Washington and Oregon
began. Gil Dobie was unbeaten during his tenure at Washington,
posting a 58-0-3 record (Full Story).
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LITTLE
THINGS CAN MEAN A LOT THIS SEASON Rich Linde, 24 Aug 2008
Posting eight or more wins this season
seems like a long shot to me, but there are plenty of little things
that should mean a lot to Husky football fans. (Full
Story).
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A SAVANNAH SIGHTING?
Was EJ at practice? Rich Linde, 19 August 2009
Tyrone
Willingham's responses to questions concerning Washington linebacker
E. J. Savannah angered some fans over at dawgman.com. Savannah's
return to the team is apparently on an indefinite timetable (Full
Story).
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WILLINGHAM'S GOD PARTICLE
Malamute, 17 August 2009
I've
developed a formula for burning Coach Willingham's hot seat and
giving him a contract extension, where CE = 6-pack abs + 2 legends +
5 stars + 1 God particle + 1 STC + BS + ON + UW. (Full
Story).
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VINTAGE WILLINGHAM On Jake Locker's injury;
who's the hammy?
Rich Linde, 10 August 2008
Here
are my comments relating to the reporters' infamous interview with
Coach Tyrone Willingham on Saturday, concerning quarterback Jake
Locker's hamstring strain. There's a method behind Willingham's
evasiveness -- I think (Full Story).
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THE BATTLE FOR FIFTH PLACE: OSU VERUS UW
Rich Linde,
6 August 2008
According to our rankings, Washington must ward off three other
contenders to finish in the top half of the Pac-10. Washington meets
the second of the contenders, Oregon State, on October 18 at Husky
Stadium in Seattle. A side-by-side comparison of the teams follows.
(Full Story).
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THE BATTLE FOR FIFTH PLACE: UW
VERSUS UA Washington/Arizona preview
Rich Linde, 25 July 2008
According
to our rankings, Washington must ward off three other contenders to
finish in the top half of the Pac-10. Washington meets the first of
the contenders, Arizona, in the fifth week of the season. A
side-by-side comparison follows. (Full
Story).
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SOME NAGGIN' LITTLE BUTT BITERS
Lee Groinman, 24 July 2008
Ya’
sure, ya’ betcha,’ Groinman is feeling some pain. He’s waiting for
his “gov-ment economic-stipulus check,” has attended two funerals --
one of which caused him to miss the spring game -- just got a
speeding ticket, overpaid for a motorcycle tire, found a snake on
the doorstep, is miffed about the California high school exit
test, and has two pain-in-the butt prisoners. (Full Story)
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THE BATTLE FOR FIFTH PLACE
Richard Linde, 6 July 2008
According
to our recent conference forecast, fifth place is up for grabs in
the Pacific 10 Conference. Washington is in contention with three
other teams (UCLA, OSU and Arizona) for a top-half finish. Specific
goals for Washington are specified, each of them leading to a bowl
game and a winning conference record (Full Story).
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PHOTOS FROM SPRING GAME
Husky
fan Chris Barnhart, who lives in Oregon, was kind enough to send us
the photos he took at the Huskies spring game held at Husky Stadium
on April 28, 2008. (Full Story)
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Pacific-10 conference preview
Richard Linde, 27 June 2008
Using our table-driven method and formula (no
kidding), we rank each team
in the conference from first to last place. Jake Locker's
versatility buoys Washington's ranking (Full
Story).
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MONTE MANKA'S POETRY
This is the place holder for Monte
Manka's poetry. Click on the links above and below to access the
index to his poems (Full
Story).
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OREGON PREVIEW
Richard Linde, 6 June 2008
A
side-by-side comparison of how Washington and Oregon match-up in
their game to be played on August 30 is presented. The Huskies hope
to snap a four-game losing streak against the Ducks. (Full
Story.)
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DEPTH ISSUES Malamute, 1 June 2008
Ivan
Maisel of ESPN recently wrote, "If tailback Brandon Johnson steps
up, the Huskies may end their streak of nonwinning seasons at five."
Living up to that advanced billing means that Johnson will need some
help from the rest of the team -- where issues of depth could
present the Dawgs some significant challenges. (Full
Story).
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WASHINGTON AND THE MEDIA
Malamute 23 May 2008
University of Washington football coaches have
complained about the media for some time now. Even some prominent
boosters have added their two cents, such as Roscoe C. “Torchy” Torrance
some fifty years ago.
(Full Story).
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SPRING CONCLUSIONS
Richard Linde, 30 April 2008
It’s
hard – and, maybe, unfair – to analyze a spring football game, since the
team is playing itself, and the game goes by rather quickly because of a
running clock.
Just
the same, I’m going to draw some conclusions that could be altogether
wrong-headed. (Full Story).
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DEFENSE EXCELS, SO WE'RE TO THINK
Three long drives do not auger well for defense
Malamute, 27 April 2008
The Gold team beat the Purple team,
10-7, at the University of Washington’s annual spring game on
Saturday.
The Purple consisted of the first string offense and second team
defense, while the Gold was made up of the second team offense and first
team defense. (Full Story).
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GARCIA'S DILEMMA Richard Linde, 23 April 2008
What impact will Juan Garcia's
Lisfranc sprain have on the team, Coach Willingham's future,
and his own? (Full Story).
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AROUND THE PAC-10
Malamute, Updated 20 April 2008
Various teams in the Pac-10 held scrimmages
on Saturday; others prepared for their final spring scrimmage. Here are
some links from around the league. (Full Story).
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HUSKY VITALS AND HALF-BRAIN JOKES
Malamute, 7 April 2008
When
I think about the five winning teams over the last nine years and
the four losers, some of their notable
vitals come to mind. They involve ball control, quality linemen, and
mobility at quarterback. I tossed in a few jokes for the Husky luftmenches (Full
Story).
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DAWG DAYS IN THE DESERT
Richard Linde, 14 March 2008
On Tuesday of this week, my wife I
attended a Husky banquet, Chow Down to Washington, in Indian Wells.
It became
clear to me where our football program at the University of
Washington is headed. (Full Story).
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A BOGIE FOR TY Malamute, 1 March 2008
Here’s my take on what’s happened to the football program, its current
state of affairs and what needs to be done with our controversial head
coach, Tyrone Willingham. (Full Story).
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WILL RECRUITING MISTAKES COST HUSKIES?
Rich Linde, 20 August 2008
Recruiting mistakes can
cost a coach dearly in future seasons. For example, it has been widely
asserted by fans and the local media that Rick Neuheisel’s infamous
seven wide-receiver class of 2003, by virtue of its sheer number, was one
such mistake. (Full Story).
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"TWO-ARMED" JAKE Rich Linde, 12 February 2008
Washington quarterback Jake Locker
finished last season with an above average passing-efficiency rating
for six games and with a below average rating for the other six
games. Which throwing arm will Jake bring to the campaign in 2008,
the efficient or inefficient one? (Answer inside).
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SURREAL PHOTO HAUNTS C-DUB'S PILLORYING
Rich Linde,
4 February 2008
A surreal
photo taken at Curtis Williams' gravesite service questions his
recent pillorying by the Seattle Times. Two of the other Times'
subjects, four in all, appear in the photo, one fading from view.
"Shouldn't that have been enough?" asks C-Dub's now
tortured memory.
(Full Story).
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A SAD DAY FOR SEATTLE: A NEWSPAPER SELLS ITS SOUL
Rich Linde, 29 January 2008
Today's
installment of a four-part Seattle Times series trashes the
memory of fallen Husky hero Curtis Williams, Number 25. Would the
Times have run this story if Curtis were still alive, paralyzed from
the neck down and on a ventilator? How will this story affect
Curtis' daughter Kimberly? (Full Story).
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MOTIVATION FOR TIMES' STORIES: AN ATTACK ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Rich Linde, updated 28 January 2008
The Seattle Times published a story
on its front page this morning, entitled, "Victory and Ruins | the
disturbing story behind the last great UW team." This, the first of
a series of stories, seem to be an attack on college football in general.
Do you agree? (Full Story).
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GROINMAN'S RESUME FOR AD
14 December 2007
In this episode of his misadventures, Groinman submits a job
application for the new vacancy in the Tubby Graves building.
So, what makes him a perfect fit for the athletics-director’s job?
He went to high school with Mark Emmert. Radiating supreme
confidence, he has some orders for Tyrone, too. (Full
Story).
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THE PASSING WOES OF JAKE BY THE LAKE
Are certain to pass Richard Linde, 1 October 2007
What's wrong with QB Jake
Locker's passing? They say he locks onto his primary receivers too
much, that some of his passes sail on him and that he hurries some
of his short passes. Currently, Locker ranks tenth in the conference
in pass efficiency (Full Story).
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THE 1960 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE BLACK ATHLETE
Richard Linde, 21 April 2007

Because so much emphasis is
placed on winning a national championship in football nowadays, going
back in time and claiming what is rightfully yours is hardly a nutty
notion. It is a keen idea that smacks of perspicacity.
Some asterisks must be
considered -- including race discrimination, strength of schedule, the
polls, and who beat whom -- but, all in all, the 1960 Dawgs that year
were the best of the best in my mind. (Full
Story).
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REMINISCING, A QUESTION AND ANSWER
Malamute, 26 March 2006
Outplaying
the number-one seed Memphis, UCLA deserves its trip to the final four. Winning the Pac-10 title,
along with the
tournament at Staples Arena, were crucial to the Bruins’ success;
their last seven games were played in Los Angeles, San Diego and
Oakland, all of them close to home cooking. (Full
Story).
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PIONEERS OF THE WEST COAST OFFENSE
Richard Linde, 4 March 2006
In
some cases, not knowing one’s ancestral tree is better left alone.
What good service to your psyche is rendered by finding out that a person
from your lineage was beheaded about the time that Ann Boleyn was
disloyal to her husband Henry VIII?
(Full Story).
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THE NAME GAME 2005
Need a break from the bored, then test your IQ
Malamute, 12 June 2005
It
has been three years since we've played the “Name Game,” and this
time it won’t be so easy. Just the same, see how many clues you can
decipher. Look for puns on names, some stretching and just plain
answers to clues. Most of the names involve people associated with
Husky football. The name of the guy pictured
left is the answer to clue number four (Full
Story).
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MY FAVORITE HUSKIES, PART II
Malamute, 30 May 2005
I've been a fan of Husky football
since World War II. Over that time, I've been fortunate to watch many great
Huskies in action. On the list of my first five favorites were Hugh McElhenny,
Marques Tuiasosopo, Napolean Kaufman, Bob Schloredt and Don Heinrich.
Here are my second five favorites that were most fun to watch. (Full
Story).
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MY FAVORITE
HUSKIES, PART I Malamute, 23 May 2005
George
Wilson may be the greatest of the greats, but I can only comment on
those Husky players I have been fortunate enough to see in person.
That leaves out Chuck Carroll and one of the ancients I love to read about,
"Wee" Coyle, who played for Gil Dobie. (Full
Story).
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CREATING JOKES USING FOOTBALL'S VOCABULARY
Richard Linde, 16 May 2005The
Internet is rife with jokes sent from person to person. But somewhere
along the line somebody had to make up the joke. Now you can be that
person, using the material inside. Here's a do-it-yourself guide for joke writing that uses
football's vocabulary (Full Story).
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THOSE WERE THE DAYS
-- REMINISCING Those polite, disbelieving smiles
By Richard Linde, Updated 23 March
2005
I've
seen a lot of Husky basketball greats: Sammy White and his leaping,
underhanded lay-up shot; there was Joe Cipriano, who could go
coast-to-coast with anybody. How about Bob Houbregs (left) and his graceful hook shot?
Captain Hook led the Dawgs to the final four in 1953, their only appearance. (Full
Story).
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IT'S ALL ABOUT RICK: FROM TELANDER TO NEUHEISEL
Is
college football corrupt? By: Richard Linde,
29 September 2003College football, the game we love and cherish, has been
under attack for some time. For Husky fans it began with an assault on Don
James, culminating with the firing of Rick Neuheisel. Don James’ purple-and-gold
citadel, so carefully nurtured and developed, was recklessly destroyed--as was
Neuheisel’s quest to rebuild Husky football into the Florida State of the west.
(Full Story).
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LINDZY CAN
BRING IT ON Lily McDonald and Lindzy Bury perform at Husky Stadium
By: Rich Linde, 17 September 2002
From
time to time, Washington cheerleader Lindzy Bury (left) will send us photos of the
aerial stunts/acrobatics that our cheerleaders perform at Husky Stadium and on
the road. These stunts are amazing. Our cheerleaders at Washington are every
bit as dedicated to Husky sports as any of the members of our athletic teams.
(Full Story).
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